For Mr. Gaiman. 200 words, but there are fifty years hence.

Belated.  But I wanted to get it right, at least for myself.  200 words to celebrate Neil Gaiman’s 50th birthday.

“I don’t understand… If power is derived from prayer then…” the Reader fell silent.

“Belief!" The Narrator corrected. “belief is debate. Power is simply a thing, to be picked up and used; Or not.”

The Reader bowed their head. It was an important point. All prayer was amorphous. Belief was perhaps the crux of the graduation. At this, the crowd of observers went both silent and still, sensing the result of the process reaching its natural conclusion. Reader and Narrator, the tradition born in conflict. It had always been so.

“But Narrator,” and there was a nascent challenge in the query; the crowd hushed.

“Is not the force of the belief the goal of the narrative?”

“In that,” intoned the Narrator, “lies the purpose of the prayer.”

The Reader, en masse, considered the issue.

“Is it not then worship, not belief nor prayer?” the Reader asked.

The Narrator reflected.  “It is none and all.  Do you now see the point?”

The Reader considered. “Yes. Therefore you, and we, reside in a powerless place.  Informed and rejected. All, at once”

The Narrator exhaled: “This is the truth. Therefore, we exist equally.”

The crowd bowed, for it was.

Happy Birthday Neil Gaiman.

w00tstock Austin and Dallas: A Recap-ening

To say it has been an insanely busy month would be an understatement.  Between work and preparing for w00tstock Austin and Dallas and finishing up something I will talk about shortly, I’m pretty sure the month of October simply didn’t exist for me in any tangible form other than like the light streaks behind the Enterprise when it goes into warp. The old Enterprise, not the new one because the new one goes into warp like the Millennium Falcon and LOOK I’M NOT TRYING TO START A NERD ARGUMENT HERE.

Rochelle just recently graduated with her Masters in Psychology, an event a couple years in the making.  Her mom had decided to get her a trip to Cabo St. Lucas for the first week of November, just a mom and daughter trip (my present to Rochelle is JoCoCruiseCrazy).  Since her mom, and mine, live in Dallas we had planned for us to fly down, celebrate, then I fly back while she and her mom go on to Mexico. Meanwhile I was busy with the various work things ahead of the Kinect and new Xbox Dashboard launches.

Then along came an invite to be a part of w00tstock Texas. Suddenly my trip became fly in and celebrate, then go do what has become my nerd version of a guild navigator telling me “Many machines on Ix.  New.  Machines.”  That’s right I’m trying to say w00tstock involves *the spicexor*  I wrote some new material and rehearsed it until I was satisfied it would be something the audience would enjoy *and* fit in my time limit. These were going to be very special w00tstocks for me because it would be in my old stomping grounds in front of family and friends.

So we did the family celebration (which was awesome) and I left the next morning in a oversized Jeep rental car for my favorite city in Texas: Austin. The whole drive down, which I have made probably 30 times in my life, I listened to my iPhone soundtrack of Marian Call, Matisyahu and recordings of past w00tstocks. I thought about what it means to be a part of w00tstock. Past the remains of the Super Conducting Super Collider in Waxahachie,  through the bypass to the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco, all the way past the Round Rock location of The Salt Lick BBQ. I didn’t have a phrase I could come up with to communicate to you the overall experience. But as I rolled into Austin I found at least one way to share it.

I was trying to think of a way to describe how incredibly lucky and fortunate I feel to be on one side of the stage. Then I thought back to events like PAX and w00tstocks where I was in the audience and how much I enjoyed that just as much. You see, backstage or in prep, we’re all just like everyone in the audience. We’re just geeks, trying to share geek stories we think are interesting or funny. We’re trying to entertain everyone in the audience with the stories and music that entertains us. I think that’s why at almost every w00tstock it’s become a tradition that all of us watch the show from either the crowd or a side stage when available. We want to see it just as bad as the audience does.

I rolled into Austin and checked into the hotel at the venue.  The Paramount theater.  Wellllllllll shit, as Captain Willard said.  I was going to be on the other side of a stage where I’d seen a dozen or more shows over the past 20 years. I wasn’t ready to head backstage to the venue.  I text’d the always awesome DAMMIT LIZ who is the maestro of the w00tstock events and who I promised I would blog that I WOULD NEVER EVER MAKE HER ANGRY.  She’s like the hulk, but cute and huggable until SHE’S ANGRY AND THEN IT’S LIKE VIETNAM ON YOUR CROTCH.

Ok she didn’t make me write that, but it’s there so that if I ever piss her off I can point to it.

She and the gang were at Chuy’s. The gang?  Storm, Molly Lewis, Jason Finn, Liz herself, Molly’s guy Chris, I WILL BE RIGHT THERE. I mean Austin is my home turf. My people, my state.  I was eating at Chuy’s roughly round the time Molly was [insert age appropriate reference but not totally too much reference to make me seem like I am 80 years old]! After lunch we hit the venue. We ran through sound checks and I tested my cell phone signal from the stage for a gag I had planned that I hoped would come off well.  There was a tiny bit of pre-show panic as we realized through his live tweeting that Neil Gaiman was currently trapped in an airplane on the tarmac and was cutting it close to make it for the opening of the show! As his situation became increasingly grim, Paul reconfigured the open so that Adam Savage would open. It was quite interesting, all of us backstage checking Neil’s updates on Twitter while Paul was on the phone making sure he had quick transportation once he landed. Neil arrived just after the open and for having gone through the whole airplane ride from hell ordeal was amazingly gracious and nice as I shook his hand and thanked him for all the words.

Highlights from the Austin w00tstock:

    • We had American Sign Language interpreters for the show.  Watching them try and sign the banter on stage became a highlight of the evening.  Bonus: I now know the ASL for “Cocksucker” and “Elephant Spunk”.
    • Watching Neil Gaiman do a bit so profoundly wrong, and so perfectly, that I was gasping for air I was laughing so hard.
    • For the first time publicly reading a bit from [PROJECT TO BE ANNOUNCED REAL SOON NOW] and realizing A) it really was pretty good and B) the audience thought so too.
    • Calling Wil Wheaton live from the stage and proving I was in Texas by doing the bit from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure involving the audience and “Deep in the Heart of Texas”
    • Standing up on stage with my friends at the end and really feeling like I belonged there.
    • Spending over an hour signing stuff in the autograph line with Bill Amend and Molly Lewis next to me and meeting so many fantastic and awesome people who came to see us
    • Spending the night out until way way too late with Adam buying the drinks.

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Photo credits: Rhubarble (Lara Eakins)

(the photo credit takes you to more great pictures of the event.)

The next morning we headed out to The Salt Lick in Round Rock for a massive all you can eat BBQ lunch.  Bill and I shared the ride up to Dallas and after checking in headed to one of my favorite venues, the Granada theater.  The people at the Granada were absolutely fantastic and we settled in quickly, had an amazing meal of the best roasted chicken breast I think I have ever had, and began to decimate the cooler filled with Shiner Bock.  Dallas being my old hometown, my family was next door at Snuffer’s so I popped over for a beer with my mom and brothers and friends before the show. We traded out Neil Gaiman for Paul F. Tompkins as our “guest” Wil Wheaton, and he approached our bizarre form of geek vaudeville with open arms.

Highlights from the Dallas w00tstock:

    • I’ll never get tired of the crowd reaction to the opening of w00tstock, with Also sprach Zarathustra greeting the crowd and their resulting cheers. It meant something extra special to me because my family and friends were out there cheering.
    • Bringing out my iPad to do a reading and the crowd murmuring and laughing that I had an iPad, then I exaggerated the motion of covering up the Apple symbol on the back as if it wasn’t too late to hide it.
    • Calling Wil again live from the stage, but this time taking the opportunity use the crowd to hockey trash talk him, you know, like you do.
    • Getting to meet Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue, who turned an offhand BBQ joke I told on stage into an epic tale of BBQ and human tragedy.
    • Chilling backstage with Molly and cracking up over Paul F. Tompkins set.
    • Waving our phones from the side stage to the crowd during Frogger: The Frogger Musical.
    • Seeing so many friends and old co-workers from the Dallas Microsoft site during the signing line.
    • Staying up until 4 in the morning drinking in Paul and Storm’s room with the gang and having a gentleman’s debate with Jason over music games like Rock Band.

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Photo Credits: Bill Ellison

So another set of w00tstocks is done.  I hope everyone had an amazing time, please know that we had an incredible time putting them on for you.  I’m working on my next blog post which will detail more about what I did at w00tstock, so let me get back to that.

If Everything’s Bigger in Texas, w00tstock Might Be 9 Hours Long*.

It occurs to me that in my rush of doin’ stuff I had neglected to make a blog post about my presence at w00tstock 2.9 and 2.10 in Austin and Dallas, respectively. And now that Stepto.com is actually hosted out of my ISP instead of my house, making this post won’t result in a denial of service against my home Internet line.

As soon as I knew that Texas was being examined for possible w00tstockage opportunities I let the powers that be know that I wanted to be a part of any Texas shows if they would have me.  So when the venues came down as Dallas and Austin I *knew* it was serendipitytastic because I was already going to be in Texas on the days of the shows anyways, sending Rochelle off on a trip to Cabo with her mom. Low and behold the powers that be agreed!

(what’s w00stock you say?  Why, I’m so glad you asked.)

Therefore, although I have already facebooked it and twitterficated it, here are the details:

Tue. 11/2: w00tstock 2.9 – Austin
Paramount Theatre – 7 pm
Tickets:
http://bit.ly/w00tAustin2
featuring Neil Gaiman as “Wil Wheaton”
Confirmed guests:
Bill Amend; Jason Finn; Molly Lewis; Mary Jo Pehl; “Red Vs. Blue” creators Rooster Teeth; AND ME!

Wed. 11/3: w00tstock 2.10 – Dallas
Granada Theater – 7 pm
Tickets:
http://bit.ly/w00tDallas
featuring Paul F. Tompkins as “Wil Wheaton”
Confirmed guests:
Bill Amend; Jason Finn; Molly Lewis; AND ME!

To say I am excited does a disservice to the word excited. I have a little more time on stage than previous w00tstocks so I will be bringing some new stuff and exciting surprises. I’m also looking forward to performing with such amazing people like the awesome Jason Finn and Molly Lewis, Bill Amend, Neil *fucking* Gaiman, and of course Adam and Paul and Storm. So if you’re in Dallas or Austin, or just nearby, come on out to w00tstock and get some nerd all over you.

You’ll thank me later.

*No it’s not going to be 9 hours long that’s a joke referencing the fact that w00tstocks tend to run long and see there I just ruined the joke by having to explain it to you and now I feel a little awkward because you are probably still reading this hoping that at some point I might make an even cleverer comment than the original joke (which wasn’t very good to begin with) but alas you will leave my page disappointed as even I myself am starting to tire of how long this sentence is becoming and am unsure if it can actually be ended because at this point it’s almost like it’s a runaway train except it’s one of those trains you see from time to time (usually at a train crossing so you have to sit there and stare at it) that has a lot of flat bed train cars on it but they are all empty and you kind of wonder what failure of planning on the part of a shipping company sent a full cargo train somewhere that it would have nothing to bring back and that is precisely the point I am trying to make here, that a failure of planning on my part led to this runaway empty cargo fail train of a footnote.

If Everything’s Bigger in Texas, w00tstock Might Be 9 Hours Long*.

It occurs to me that in my rush of doin’ stuff I had neglected to make a blog post about my presence at w00tstock 2.9 and 2.10 in Austin and Dallas, respectively. And now that Stepto.com is actually hosted out of my ISP instead of my house, making this post won’t result in a denial of service against my home Internet line.

As soon as I knew that Texas was being examined for possible w00tstockage opportunities I let the powers that be know that I wanted to be a part of any Texas shows if they would have me.  So when the venues came down as Dallas and Austin I *knew* it was serendipitytastic because I was already going to be in Texas on the days of the shows anyways, sending Rochelle off on a trip to Cabo with her mom. Low and behold the powers that be agreed!

(what’s w00stock you say?  Why, I’m so glad you asked.)

Therefore, although I have already facebooked it and twitterficated it, here are the details:

Tue. 11/2: w00tstock 2.9 – Austin
Paramount Theatre – 7 pm
Tickets:
http://bit.ly/w00tAustin2
featuring Neil Gaiman as “Wil Wheaton”
Confirmed guests:
Bill Amend; Jason Finn; Molly Lewis; Mary Jo Pehl; “Red Vs. Blue” creators Rooster Teeth; AND ME!

Wed. 11/3: w00tstock 2.10 – Dallas
Granada Theater – 7 pm
Tickets:
http://bit.ly/w00tDallas
featuring Paul F. Tompkins as “Wil Wheaton”
Confirmed guests:
Bill Amend; Jason Finn; Molly Lewis; AND ME!

To say I am excited does a disservice to the word excited. I have a little more time on stage than previous w00tstocks so I will be bringing some new stuff and exciting surprises. I’m also looking forward to performing with such amazing people like the awesome Jason Finn and Molly Lewis, Bill Amend, Neil *fucking* Gaiman, and of course Adam and Paul and Storm. So if you’re in Dallas or Austin, or just nearby, come on out to w00tstock and get some nerd all over you.

You’ll thank me later.

*No it’s not going to be 9 hours long that’s a joke referencing the fact that w00tstocks tend to run long and see there I just ruined the joke by having to explain it to you and now I feel a little awkward because you are probably still reading this hoping that at some point I might make an even cleverer comment than the original joke (which wasn’t very good to begin with) but alas you will leave my page disappointed as even I myself am starting to tire of how long this sentence is becoming and am unsure if it can actually be ended because at this point it’s almost like it’s a runaway train except it’s one of those trains you see from time to time (usually at a train crossing so you have to sit there and stare at it) that has a lot of flat bed train cars on it but they are all empty and you kind of wonder what failure of planning on the part of a shipping company sent a full cargo train somewhere that it would have nothing to bring back and that is precisely the point I am trying to make here, that a failure of planning on my part led to this runaway empty cargo fail train of a footnote.

Stepto.com Back on the Air

Ahead of the co-location for the site at my ISP, I took the opportunity to do a complete rebuild from scratch with all new software.  So I wiped the Stepto.com machine in my house, and laid on Windows Server 2008 R2 x64, SQL Server Express 2010 r2 x64, and SharePoint 2010 x64. Everything laid down just fine, but I ran into many unexpected problems migrating my old Windows SharePoint Services content database over.  Too many things changed in the SharePoint 2010 blog template.  Content editor web parts changed function, themes changed completely, and many items flat out refused to carry over.

Luckily the Internet is around.  I was able to fix my authentication and content mapping problems, as well as search issues with the site.

One thing still to fix is the fact the color scheme is still a little messed up, for instance this text should be much brighter but I cannot find a way in the new SharePoint theme editor to get granular control over the *entire* color scheme without diving headfirst into CSS editing which I am loathe to do. Comments are currently turned off too until I figure out how to integrate Disqus or Intense Debate into the new SharePoint. 

But so far I am really pleased with the speed and performance of the clean install on the little Dell Studio Hybrid that makes up Stepto.com.

So here’s the first post on the new platform.  I’ll be updating soon with news on my w00tstock performances in Dallas and Austin as well as a very special announcement coming soon. 

 

EDIT: Oh yay I found out my blog writing software will change the text brightness for me. So.  Yay.